NaNoWriMo

It comes to that time of year when a couple of my good friends go and ask me “Are you doing NaNoWriMo this year?”

NaNoWriMo Mind Map

For those who don’t know, National Novel Writing Month aka NaNoWriMo is a challenge to write a 50,000 word novel within the month of November.

I’ve signed up before to do it, had a fairly decent plot but then it’s all fallen apart. I’ve started with a mind map (see above) this time. It’s mostly my worries but it’s helped!

November’s always been a difficult month for me. I’ve always found myself being really busy. It might be constant Saturdays of rugby, it might be being drowned in a sea of university work, or it might be my penchant for procrastination.

This year’s going to be difficult too. Partly because I’m going to be spending half of November in Spain: first in Barcelona and then at my Gran’s near Alicante. I don’t want to be thinking about my novel when watching Barcelona play at the Nou Camp.

But I’m determined to do it. I’ve seen friends go on and succeed with their NaNo pieces, and some have even gone on to write a 75,000 word book in November. I don’t care if it’s rubbish (it will be), I don’t care if anybody doesn’t see it (which they won’t because it’ll be rubbish). I just want that happy and relieved feeling that my friends get when they hit December 1st thinking “Thank god it’s over, I’m so pleased I did that.”

2011 will be the year I win at NaNoWriMo. I can’t guarantee the Booker Prize but I will write 50,000 words in a vague plot behind it.

Who’s with me? And what coping strategies do you have?

Twestivals and jargon

This Thursday sees the annual Brum Twestival take place at Poppy Red in the city centre. Each year the Twestival aims to raise lots of money for a different charity. This year the proceeds of the event will go towards Concern Worldwide, who raise money to help those in poverty, particularly children, get a decent education.

As this year’s theme is education, the Brum Twestival team have come up with an idea called Brumabilities.

These are short online guides on pretty much anything, in the aim of collecting up knowledge to share with everyone, whether its how to make pancakes to my contribution which is an amusing (well I hope you find it funny) guide to some of the jargon that you might hear at a rugby match…

Backs: They wear the numbers from 9 to 15 on the back of their shirts. They’re the ones who run fast, kick a fair bit and turn out to be the best commentators because nobody else can get a word in edge ways. They’re also the ones most likely to have a celebrity girlfriend. See Gavin Henson.

Forwards: They wear 1 to 8 on their shirts. They go in the scrums (see later), line outs (see later) and do all the hard work while the backs take all the credit. They can do more than just talk, they write too, or if they’re freakishly tall they have credits in the Harry Potter movies for being Hagrid’s body double if you’re the 6ft 10in tall Martin Bayfield.

Scrum: When the forwards get together in some weird 3-2-3 formation on either side, and then merge and push against each other to try and get the ball that one of the backs puts in for fun. This is how cauliflower ears are formed. You don’t want them, they’re ick.

The scrum
Photo taken at England v Barbarians 2009 by Rachel Simmonite

Line Out: Like a throw-in in football only the forwards (I told you they do all the work) lift each other up and try to catch it. This is where being freakishly tall helps. Having strong team mates helps as well.

Ruck: When a player is tackled they go on the ground. The players (usually the forwards) then compete for the ball by going over that player to protect it from the opposition. This is a ruck. You don’t want to be stuck at the bottom of one of these, it hurts.

Maul: This is when players compete for the ball when the ball isn’t on the ground. Like when one of the freakishly tall ones catches the ball from the line out, they can keep it and then their team mates and opposition push against each other once more like a scrum but less organized. Can happen pretty much anywhere on the pitch.

Try: This is worth 5 points. It happens when the ball is grounded on or over the try line, but the player must be in control of the ball for it to count. This is then followed by the Conversion, which is worth 2 points and is a kick at goal from in line with where the try was scored, this is usually done by one of the backs.

Sin-bin: Not actually a bin, but it should be. You go to this if you’ve been particularly naughty and the ref’s spotted it – remember that if the ref doesn’t spot it then it’s legal.

Drop Goal: What Jonny Wilkinson scored to win the Rugby World Cup.

To see more from BrumAbility check out the Tumblr page

Writer for hire.

This week has started with my debut as a guest blogger, writing this 6 Nations preview for the Gaffers Sports Blog.

I’ve ebbed and flowed when it’s come to writing articles, part of it comes down to confidence in my ability, but when it’s something I’m passionate and knowledgeable about then I’ll happily write 1000 or so words on it. I think the ebbing and flowing shows in the irregularity that I blog too, something which I’m keen to rectify.

I think its essential to get into the groove of writing and to find your own style, which is something I’m trying to develop with the pieces that I’m working on. Audience is very important too; I’ve written two pieces on the 6 Nations, a tongue in cheek humourous one for the blog 7 Reasons – which is set to be published on Saturday morning, and the more serious one for the Gaffers Sports Blog. I found it very easy to move from the humour to the serious, something which I was slightly worried about attempting at first as I wrote the articles back to back on Sunday afternoon.

I’ve also found that I enjoy writing to briefs more than coming up with something myself. I enjoy the research and I more than often find that I like the topic more once I’ve looked into it, so I’ll always keep an eye out for it in the future. It can also help with looking at things from a different perspective too.

So if anyone’s after a guest blog or fancies setting me a challenge, then get in touch!